Annoying Celebrities and their Annoying Teacup Dogs!

I am admittedly biases against small teacup type dogs.  Frankly, there is a visceral repulsion nowadays given the growing trend of celebrities using dogs as accessories.

It is almost as if the dog merely serves as a prop as I highly doubt these self-absorbed vermin of Hollywood really give a damn about these living creatures they tote around in their purses and fancy automobiles.

Sharon Osborne and her hubby, famed rocker Ozzy Osborne, were seen together strolling along as she had her "teacup pomeranian" cradled under her arm like a football with hand attached to said arm also carrying a glass of water with a straw in it.

The whole thing seems so preposterous to me.

Sharon also wore a white scarf which matched her adorable Teacup Pomeranian Bella, whom she refers to as her 'child.' 

The dog-loving family has 12 critters, including two other Teacup Pomeranians called Pippy and Mr. Chips as well as an English bulldog named Lola.

Her child? No...her children are the two trainwrecks we see popping up on the tabloids every so often. Ugh.

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I may need ingrown toenail surgery at this rate and have been doing some research on the subject.  Is anyone familiar with the Vandenbos procedure?  I found this website where it discusses the procedure and states that ingrown toenails are not actually ingrown toenails, but are actually cases of overgrown toeskin.  Say what!